The Republic of Marinebr7 is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its public floggings, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 6.982 billion Marinebr7ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 47.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Marinebr7ian economy, worth 515 trillion currencies a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 73,761 currencies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions, crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed, Marinebr7 City Preparatory School for the Exceedingly Wealthy's basketball team is having a few off-years, and preschoolers practice disarming active shooters before naptime. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Marinebr7's national animal is the animal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Marinebr7 is ranked 135,825^th in the world and 2^nd in 1000 Islands for Lowest Crime Rates, with 62.19 law-abiding acts per hour.