The Republic of Macedonia of Greece is a gargantuan, pleasant nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets. The democratic population of 35.105 billion Macedonia of Greeceans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 8.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The enormous but inefficient Macedonia of Greecean economy, worth a remarkable 1,142 trillion silver tetradrachms a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 32,536 silver tetradrachms, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads, major cities are suffering under water rationing, truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news, and long arduous trials are held for the most trivial of offences. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force. Macedonia of Greece's national animal is the skopjandog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Macedonia of Greece is ranked 187,280^th in the world and 8^th in Hellenic Civilization for Lowest Crime Rates, with 57.82 law-abiding acts per hour.