The Rogue Nation of LSN37 is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Lisa with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, infamous sell-swords, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 1.624 billion LSN37ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Portland. The average income tax rate is 65.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient LSN37ian economy, worth 211 trillion coins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 129,960 coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.
Most believe it doesn't hurt to embrace free trade, LSN37ians believe a soft answer turneth away wrath but punitive punishment is much more fun, army uniforms are replaced en masse to accommodate adult soldiers, and Lisa tells rebellious ministers to "drop and give me twenty". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. LSN37's national animal is the cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Wicca.
LSN37 is ranked 43,038th in the world and 21st in The Maritimes for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 4,921.28 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.
National Happenings
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LSN37 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Patriotic and the Top 10% for Most Developed, Most Inclusive, Most Scientifically Advanced, and Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in LSN37, Lisa tells rebellious ministers to "drop and give me twenty".
- : Following new legislation in LSN37, army uniforms are replaced en masse to accommodate adult soldiers.
- : Following new legislation in LSN37, LSN37ians believe a soft answer turneth away wrath but punitive punishment is much more fun.
- : LSN37 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
- : Following new legislation in LSN37, most believe it doesn't hurt to embrace free trade.
- : Following new legislation in LSN37, law schools are hurrying to teach the "prank defense" to their students.
- : Following new legislation in LSN37, torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals.
- : Following new legislation in LSN37, foreigners write "made in LSN37" on shoddy merchandise in hope of receiving a buy-out.
- : Following new legislation in LSN37, one tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber.
