The Kingdom of Laseri is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Sera with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.873 billion Laserians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lyphreniya. The average income tax rate is 86.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Laserian economy, worth 836 trillion seis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 106,237 seis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Asking 'a penny for your thoughts?' draws law enforcement response, military funding has been stripped back, seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma, and panicking criminals no longer flush contraband down the toilet. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Laseri's national animal is the otter, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Laseri is ranked 11,656^th in the world and 20^th in Spiritus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 98.33 law-abiding acts per hour.