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The Salaxalans was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 313
Most Influential: 62ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 166thMost Rebellious Youth: 180th
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The Salaxalans

Population17.563 billion

LeaderSvlad Cj-lli


The Potato-Po-t of The Salaxalans is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Svlad Cj-lli with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, rampant corporate plagiarism, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 17.563 billion Salaxians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Social Policy, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rim-. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Salaxalansian economy, worth a remarkable 4,260 trillion Dirks a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 242,562 Dirks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Salaxalansian tourists are encouraged to hand out spare condoms to locals while on vacation, captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship, international humanitarian organisations are applauding the government for ending the death penalty, and crossword puzzles have been co-opted as a symbol of racial discrimination. Crime is totally unknown. The Salaxalans's national animal is the Bat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Chronology.

The Salaxalans is ranked 902nd in the world and 3rd in Spiritus for Healthiest Citizens, with 33.91 Bananas Ingested Per Day.

Most Influential: 62ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 166thMost Rebellious Youth: 180thMost Advanced Public Transport: 315thMost Cultured: 426thMost Advanced Public Education: 489thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 520thMost Cheerful Citizens: 570thLargest Publishing Industry: 718thSmartest Citizens: 738thLeast Corrupt Governments: 762ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 767thMost Beautiful Environments: 784thMost Pacifist: 827thMost Developed: 838thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 857thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 877thHealthiest Citizens: 902ndLargest Governments: 919thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 991stLongest Average Lifespans: 998thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,183rdNicest Citizens: 1,228thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,606thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,756thBest Weather: 1,869thSafest: 2,016thMost Stationary: 2,141stTop
Highest Economic Output: 2,484thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,526thMost Devout: 3,614thHighest Average Incomes: 3,700thMost Inclusive: 4,537thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,971stMost Subsidized Industry: 6,892ndLowest Crime Rates: 8,099thLargest Populations: 9,316thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 13,935th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionMost Pacifist: 5th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 6th in the regionLargest Populations: 7th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7th in the regionBest Weather: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 7th in the regionNicest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 10th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 12th in the regionSafest: 12th in the regionMost Inclusive: 13th in the regionMost Devout: 13th in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 24th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 26th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 29th in the regionNudest: 29th in the region

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