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The Salaxalans was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 313
Most Influential: 56thMost Valuable International Artwork: 136thMost Rebellious Youth: 185th
The Potato-Poet of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Two potatoes for all!
Influence
Power
WA Delegate / FA Person
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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The Salaxalans

Population18.712 billion

CapitalRime
LeaderSvlad Cjelli
FaithChronology

CurrencyDirk
AnimalElectric Monk

The Potato-Poet of The Salaxalans is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Svlad Cjelli with a fair hand, and renowned for its digital currency, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 18.712 billion Salaxians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Social Policy, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rime. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Salaxalansian economy, worth a remarkable 4,632 trillion Dirks a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 247,567 Dirks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mandatory updates on software drivers often bring life to a halt, Salaxians submit requests for a date in writing with an enclosed RSVP card, there's an aura of pseudoscience around academia, and vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction. Crime is totally unknown. The Salaxalans's national animal is the Electric Monk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Chronology.

The Salaxalans is ranked 239,872nd in the world and 257th in Spiritus for Rudest Citizens, with 5.72 Insults Per Minute.

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Most Influential: 56thMost Valuable International Artwork: 136thMost Rebellious Youth: 185thMost Advanced Public Transport: 287thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 416thMost Cultured: 429thMost Advanced Public Education: 476thMost Cheerful Citizens: 557thHighest Average Tax Rates: 699thSmartest Citizens: 725thMost Beautiful Environments: 731stMost Pacifist: 747thMost Developed: 761stLargest Publishing Industry: 765thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 779thLeast Corrupt Governments: 795thHealthiest Citizens: 811thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 820thLargest Governments: 836thLongest Average Lifespans: 875thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 899thNicest Citizens: 1,079thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,092ndHighest Poor Incomes: 1,405thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,478thBest Weather: 1,542ndSafest: 1,815thMost Stationary: 2,073rdHighest Economic Output: 2,377thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,877thHighest Average Incomes: 3,611thMost Inclusive: 3,808thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,892ndMost Devout: 5,693rdMost Subsidized Industry: 6,047thLowest Crime Rates: 6,087thLargest Populations: 9,165thMost Efficient Economies: 10,453rdTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 20,489thMost Income Equality: 22,053rd
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Cultured: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionMost Pacifist: 4th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 5th in the regionNicest Citizens: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Populations: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 7th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Inclusive: 8th in the regionSafest: 10th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 12th in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 17th in the regionMost Devout: 21st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 22nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 22nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Salaxalans voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Ellenburg".
  • : The Salaxalans voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting Native Prairies and Grasslands".
  • : Following new legislation in The Salaxalans, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction.
  • : Following new legislation in The Salaxalans, there's an aura of pseudoscience around academia.
  • : Following new legislation in The Salaxalans, Salaxians submit requests for a date in writing with an enclosed RSVP card.
  • : Following new legislation in The Salaxalans, mandatory updates on software drivers often bring life to a halt.
  • : Following new legislation in The Salaxalans, family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries.
  • : The Salaxalans lodged a message on the Spiritus Regional Message Board.
  • : The Salaxalans voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Regulation on the Integrity of Genetic Data".
  • : Following new legislation in The Salaxalans, tourists visit The Salaxalans to mass-moon Salaxalansian politicians.

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