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Most Influential: 70thMost Valuable International Artwork: 168thMost Rebellious Youth: 184th
The Potato-Poet of
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The Salaxalans

Population16.687 billion

CapitalRime
LeaderSvlad Cjelli
FaithChronology

CurrencyDirk
AnimalElectric Monk

The Potato-Poet of The Salaxalans is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Svlad Cjelli with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 16.687 billion Salaxians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Social Policy, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rime. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Salaxalansian economy, worth a remarkable 3,928 trillion Dirks a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 235,426 Dirks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

CEOs are forced to cut coupons during important conference calls to make ends meet, religious turf wars have caused frustrated police to pray for divine intervention, dictionary sales have hit an all-time high, and power stations shutting down at night has made bedtime reading tricky. Crime is totally unknown. The Salaxalans's national animal is the Electric Monk, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Chronology.

The Salaxalans is ranked 227,584th in the world and 385th in Spiritus for Most Avoided, scoring 0.22 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

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Most Influential: 70thMost Valuable International Artwork: 168thMost Rebellious Youth: 184thMost Advanced Public Transport: 319thMost Cultured: 421stMost Advanced Public Education: 538thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 555thMost Cheerful Citizens: 605thLargest Publishing Industry: 697thSmartest Citizens: 801stMost Beautiful Environments: 812thLeast Corrupt Governments: 830thHighest Average Tax Rates: 838thMost Pacifist: 889thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 909thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 911thMost Developed: 948thHealthiest Citizens: 1,000thLargest Governments: 1,004thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,140thNicest Citizens: 1,207thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,228thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,242ndHighest Poor Incomes: 1,535thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,746thBest Weather: 1,999thMost Stationary: 2,194thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 2,653rdSafest: 2,850thMost Devout: 3,346thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,450thHighest Average Incomes: 4,042ndMost Inclusive: 5,336thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,208thLargest Populations: 9,322ndLowest Crime Rates: 10,820thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 12,423rdMost Efficient Economies: 16,484th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionMost Stationary: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 4th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 6th in the regionLargest Governments: 6th in the regionMost Pacifist: 6th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7th in the regionBest Weather: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 9th in the regionNicest Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 11th in the regionLargest Populations: 13th in the regionSafest: 13th in the regionMost Devout: 14th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 14th in the regionMost Inclusive: 16th in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 28th in the regionNudest: 33rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 35th in the region

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