The Council Chambers of Lakanaba is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by the Council with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, otherworldly petting zoo, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 26.278 billion Lakanabans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lakanaba. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Lakanaban economy, worth a remarkable 9,978 trillion Golds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 379,717 Golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card, dynamite sales and concert audiences are booming, a burger chain recently changed its name to Mack Donaldz for legal reasons, and biotech companies are fined if their jumbled genetic sequences look too familiar. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lakanaba's national animal is the slime, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Zenithian.

Lakanaba is ranked 1,241^st in the world and 3^rd in Federation of Planets Headquarters for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 24,096.07 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.