la xinga has,according to la xingas department of the environment,2,982 known species of animals.its tallest peek is mount xingar on the north-west part of the country.the longest river is the bankong river.it runs from mount xingar to the biggest lake,lake zeltsa,all the way by the south part of the country.its deepest point is in the doa trench,which is 17,562 meters deep!(57618.110s feet deep)it is in the south part of the country.the metro areas are by the north-east mostly,while the forest is in the west,north,east,and center.the capital shalem is in the north-east part of la xinga.there is a tiny desert with some salt in the west.but that desert is pretty small.la xinga has 3 volcanoes-2 in the southwest and 1 extinct,HUGE one by the shore in the north-east.there is also some land for grazing in the center.in the south-west there is crop land and manufacturing land.the south-east is sometimes called "the land of a million beaches",or maybe "life is a beach." the la xingan people have also a willow tree day(the national tree)on september 18th.and a national anemone flower day(the national flower) on may 29th.the leader every day,when he gets up throws willow branches in the air for absolutely no reason!!(it is "somehow" his families tradition.)

Btw, we will do all the national holidays except for the willow tree holiday and anemone flower holiday as those are in my geography dispatch.

First is January 24th-national cheese-day you eat cheese and that is about it.February 2nd is the liberation party for la xingas birthday!-you do nothing except for feasts and speeches on the Dep. of agriculture's lawn.people make a fire and sing and dance afterwards.march 12th!-the leaders birthday!everybody eats a festive meal and then goes to the ballroom to dance in my imaginary mansion that I wish i had in real life but is real in nation states.then everybody eats another meal by my mansion and read the line above again.may 17th-the day we celebrate our teachers and the Dep.of education.-you give apple to teacher for kids and for adults,well,we pay more taxes to the Dep.of education for a month.what a "holiday"!may 28th,a fast day that you must fast or to the guillotine.-you fast cause you are upset that the leader has only 25 million dollars(500,000 pongs)and not more(after all it's not like that money can go to poor starving children in the Congo.)July 12th-la Xinga day!the day la xinga was founded!(see history dispatch.)fireworks,speeches,performances and feasts!august 31st is national cookie day!you eat cookie and do stuff with cookie and that's about it. September 19th-national doctor day when children dress up as doctors and for the adults-more taxes to Dep.of health for two months!October 14th-national memorial day for la xinga!you give credit for soldiers,children dress up as soldiers,and you and other adults pay more to the Dep.of defense and foreign affairs for 9 months.October 18th is Ursius northstar-la xinga day!flights to ursius northstar are usually sold out by the first 2 hours of the holiday!-October 27th is creation of the world day!-this is perhaps the most calm holiday,as children have no school and certain shops are closed.people go to thank god for creating this wonderful world.November 9th is national soda day which you drink soda and nothing else.finally,the 3rd week of December is cat week where you do stuff with cats and that is it for now.this is the leader of la xinga,and stay tuned!

La xinga has no elections and is ruled by the dictator- king forever. HE IS A VERY NICE DICTATOR! he is part of the liberation of la xingas party.his executive mansion was already being built from March 16th 2016.it was completed on July 6th 2019.nothing much happened to the building such as damages fires etc. during the coup against El Babato.*(April 29-July 23rd-government switched on July 12th.see history dispatch and list of wars involving la xinga.)since la xingas founding,the country changed rapidly.all the other parties fled,making him the dictator.(except one which were just somehow destroyed in the first chaos...see account"the first chaos and the Olimenyu riots".)he freed his uncle from prison and outlawed gambling and political freedom.dictators net worth is worth 500,000 pongs!(25 million dollars!)the government is worth much more!(see economy factbook.)La xinga was created on July 12th 2019.there was a mystery-country that overthrew his king.we trained that country's police. so the new government was mad at us obviously.half of the country of la xinga drives this countrys cars.and sanctions would cripple them.so they put a embargo on them and boycotted goods.boats were seized and men on board were killed.the embargoed country was also a major producer of baskets.a government official was caught smuggling baskets in.and so the government now saw a way to cripple that countrys economy even more!la xingas basket weaving company freezler decreased its prices tremendously!(they were able to do this with money from the government.)everyone in the east pacific decided to buy the cheaper product.and so La xinga is rich while they eat street rat!mwhahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!! anyway,protest is outlawed and bikes are banned from major roads.the biggest city is la xinga city.the second to biggest city is olimenyu.the third biggest city is shalem which is also the capital. Civil rights are rare.political freedom is outlawed.the economy is a powerhouse.there is universal health care for all citizens and we run a space program.the government provides everyone with what they need.they even have reserves for tribes.the leader is in sort of a monarchy as the child takes over after him.ministers and managers such as secretary of the treasury are chosen by the leader but the people that work under them are chosen by the people in each district.districts are divided by the leader by population.the capitol is shalem.this is the leader of la xinga and stay tuned!

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see history dispatch

yeah...la xinga has some strange laws. so... let us Begin!first off,our leaders family members have "get out of jail" free cards,and a social safety net protects the unfortunate. citizens are Barcoded to keep track of their movements,And you must have a licence to collect wild mushrooms.This makes it easier to solve crimes.gambling was outlawed and the death penalty was reintroduced.preschoolers practice disarming active shooters before naptime...wait,WHAT?Yes!they practice in a gentle way and all get a jelly bean after and go to sleep.prudisim is a national policy for the kingdom of la xinga!every young person is allowed to get a job and healthcare is controlled by the government only.If doctors do not want to do abortion,they do not have to.all bad words are now removed from the dictionaries and if anyone uses one on social media,they must go to prison for 15 years.we have fixed lead in pipes,drug distribution is controlled by the government(only rabbit puke microorganisms are you allowed to lick as a hallucination drug.),and stuff way past the sell buy date but obviously not completely expired fully go to the people that used to be crawling through the garbage looking for these foods.engagements are forbidden online and Restaurants are in every Natural landmark and historic landmark.police escort people in and out of courtroom chambers and children are taught to be nice.It is also a world assembly member and kids and people recite the national anthem.everybody was happy when the free market was now let to stay opened.civil rights went up a point.the country has now won a trade war(and a military war!)with maxtopia*(and is basically now at a trade war with literally,everybody.Only the leaders opinion is deemed true and lot of parks have lots of farm animals.(cause a lot of parks are farmland owned by farmers.)smoking is outlawed and there is now a office of religion and computers must be manned by people only.dueling is outlawed and there is 'no swimming" signs on the beach.(unless you are in danger.)fracking is illegal and terms and conditions must be clear in all video games.Mental people are locked up and fantasy books are looked down upon and deemed non canon.books must pass a censorship test before selling.It is illegal to make racist remarks in public.We also provide welfare and healthcare and contraception is banned.also the government must approve of what the media is doing.dispatches are written by the leader only.the capitol is shalem.also,------legislation is passed only by the great kingdom of la xingas great leader,and by absolutely no one else at all!(please read and approve of all dispatches.)

*see "list of wars involving la xinga dispatch"

La xinga has no state religion.its populations religion has Christians,Muslims,atheists,Shinto people(what is the plural of Shinto?)and spiritualism is everywhere.there is also some Jews,but they mostly leave before the death age.the government somehow funds spiritualists.(they are trying to get us a higher area in culture in rank.)the military is mostly Muslim,lesser trade jobs are mostly Shinto and spiritualism and Christians dominated.skilled trade and higher economy is mostly atheists and Christians with some Jews and Muslims. the government is mostly Christian and Jewish and spiritual.the Muslim population is 79% Sunni and 20% Shia with 1 percent others.Christian population is 47%protestant,30%catholic,20%orthodox and 3% others. saying something against another religion in public is treason.violators will be executed.religion is practiced in schools for children only by religious schools.religious tolerance is open in the military.this is the leader of la xinga and stay tuned!

There is a head coast guard by every beach, and each one with 10 regular coast guards. there is 5,000 head coast guards and 800,000 regular coast guards.

52,000 Shalem-trooper Attack-and-bomb planes, 45,000 Jungle-riot Attack-and-bomb planes, 33,000 Geheniom-maker attack helicopters, and 28,000 Hornet Attack-and-bomb helicopters.

Navy: L.X.N. (It stands for La xingan Navy.)
14,500 patrol boats. 9,350 destroyers.
3,050 cruisers. 2 battleships
Aircraft Carriers: L.X.N. Shalem, L.X.N. La xinga City, and the L.X.N. Olimenyu, L.X.N. Bemsheelom, L.X.N. Beachtown, and the LXN Osprey City.
7,900 military submarines.

There is 4,027 known marines and they are very tough. Each are equipped with a Tearer-gun, about half as powerful as a battleship gun, and is automatic. They are also equipped with a small knife. All marines have a Type 3 Magranda: a stick that sets fire to enemy buildings, vehicles, and people!

Every corporal has 20 privates. Every sergeant has 6 corporals. Every lieutenant has 11 sergeants. Every captain has 8 lieutenants. Every major has 10 captains .Every colonel has 10 majors. Every general has 14 colonels. There are 58 generals of the army. Yes indeed! There is one marshal that is in charge of the entire army (also known as the secretary of defense). Every general has their own contingent .Every major has their own unit. There is 857,472,000 known soldiers. There is also the La xingan Peacekeeping Guardians which are part of the army also. They are called upon when needed to and otherwise, well, they have normal jobs like the rest of La xinga. There number is unknown as anyone who wants to join can join automatically with a little bit of training (they mostly operate in La xinga itself). Soldiers carry the Pistol-LXXS 13 max 20, the Rifle-SOLXC Long range B 25, and the Machine gun-BLX 35 REVOLUTION Class, and carry a sharp knife. Peacekeeping Guardians carry only the Pistol-LXXS 13 max 20, an Uzi, and a pocket knife.

We got 5,000 anti-aircraft guns, 2,000 missile launchers (not nuclear!) 7,000 mortars, 1,300 Artillery 45's, 900 Artillery 57's, and 310 Freeze Launchers. Freeze Launchers send electricity through the battlefield into the enemies bodies and they get paralyzed.

It is a pride to drive in a La xingan tank! La xinga has 12,800 T.T.T.'s and 8,500 flamethrower tanks with 12,000 Tanque 22's and 7,600 Tanque 27's, 4,400 Tanque 38s, and 1,500 Tanque 43s.

What is a T.T.T.? It stands for a Turmoil Turtle Tank. It is a tank that goes at 43 miles per hour, which is VERY fast for a tank! It is made from fire-proof material, and surrounded by wood, except the top, which is a cooling system and gets into the driver's area TONS of cold air. They light the wood on fire before the battle, and the tank is off! The tank goes into a enemy camp or city, and whatever it touches goes on fire! 6,700 people died from T.T.T. attacks, and 933 trillion Pongs worth of damage was done by them.
Whatever is left over by the T.T.T.s get devoured by the flamethrower tanks! I don't need to explain what that is!

The 30,000 police and 2,500 riot police in La xinga are spotted all over La xinga, watching over the citizens! A regular police has the Rifle-SOLXC Long range B 25, a LXPF-Taser, and a long, sharp knife. Riot police have a hard, metal bat, a Machine gun-BLX 35 REVOLUTION Class, a strong shield, and a sword. Internet police have a computer.

Edit: Numbers may be different now thanks to the kindness of The united american-isreali empire!

So,how low is your employment la xinga? Well,a lot. Only 51.22% of population is employed. My currency is the pong. The biggest sector is the manufacturing sector with agriculture in the 40s of the world. The biggest industry is the timber woodchipping industry and the public healthcare and insurance and basket weaving...(If you wanted to know more about the history of my basket weaving industry,read my political factbook and approve of it.) Next is furniture restoration and the tourism industry keeps on getting higher,and higher,HIGHER,and even higher!(And is next on our list.) Next is public education and then is public transport. Next is our arms manufacturing and our cheese exports,with book publishing and automobiles and mining and pizza delivery coming right behind. The last 5(negatives)are fishing ,soda sales, the Outlawed Gambling, the info tech industry, and last but also least-retail!

Note:
I try to keep my factbooks as updated as possible, if you want to know more, look at my rank-trend, overview-policies, and pie charts .(Also rank goes by world ranking.)
nation=la_xinga/detail=rank

Now, lets do our economic pie chart!
The GDP. is worth 61.7 trillion pongs! The richest citizens only earning 2.0 more than the poorest!!!
Poorest 10%-51,876 pongs per person.
Average-75,742 pongs per person.
The richest 10% has per person 105,786 pongs.

Now the pie chart!
0.3% black market(Sadly, it's a lot)
40.2% government
45% private industry
And 14.5% state-owned industry-This little guy appeared after a random issue and has been growing ever since.

Now my government expenditure!
The government has 25.0 trillion pongs which is 40.2% of the GDP.

Now the pie chart!
Administration-3.3%
Defense-8.7%
Education-13.7%
Environment-8.4%
Healthcare-14.3%
Industry-10.4%
International aid-1.2%
Law and order-18.5%
Public transport-4.5%
Social policy-2.4%
Spirituality-5.7%
Welfare-9%

Now, I decided that since peoples death have a impact on the economy, I would put it in too! So let's go!

The are 820 million La xingans...

Now the pie chart!

Acts of god-17.8%
Old age-70.5%
Lost in wilderness-9.3%
Suicide while in police custody-1.6%
Osprey attack-0.8

Also, approve of all my dispatches please!

And that is it. Now go outside and explore cause there's a whole wide world just waiting for you!

War|||||||||||||||Combatant 1|||||||||||||Combatant 2|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||Result
la xingan||||||||||||||||||
revolution||||||||||||la xingan rebels||||||||||||||||chosedas|||||||||||victory,la xinga becomes an nation

war of
2019|||||||||||||||||| La Xinga||||||||||||||Maxtopia|||||||||||||||||||||||||victory,exchange of money from maxtopia to la xinga and we get land!

the gruesome war|||||||La Xinga||||||||rebel gangsters:(the following:) victory!
||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||berkin brothers||||||||gangs eradicated!
|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||A.G.L. and A.E.P.O.|||||||||||||||||
||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||the money knights
||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||lands of the open minders
|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||S.S.G. and O.S.G.and L.X.C.S.G.
|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||lo pinos organization.
||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||communist party
|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||f*scist party
||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||"workers to the future"party.

the Limberwisk war|||||| La Xinga||||||Limberwisk|victory,la xinga conquers limberwisk

the first chaos|||||||||| La Xinga||||||||||||||||||||olimenyu rioters|||||||||victory!revolt suppressed.

manglays offensive|||||||La Xinga|||||||the manglay family||||victory!
|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||family wiped from face of
||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||earth!

the let||||||||||||La Xinga||||||||||||||||||||||Seleyth|||||||||||||||||||white peace|||||||||||||||||
seleyth|||||||||New Jamisonia||and possibly others.|||||||||||||||||||||pre-war business
decide the name|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||and see wikipedias definition of the word.
war|||||||||||||||

N-day||||||||||UPPERCUTS||||||||||||||||||||||||||||every other faction||||||||||||||||||||||||||arms treaty
|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||UPPERCUTS comes in last
||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||place on nuke scoreboard(boo!).

The great coup|||La Xinga|||||||||||The idiotic coupers|||||Victory!COUP SMASHED!

The RMB war||||||The East Pacific|||||||The North Pacific||Stalemate: Caek and coffee served to both!

The 2nd Sinai war|||||La Xinga|||||||Seleyth||||||||||||||||||Victory-ish! Seleyth vanished somehow

War of 2020||||||||La Xinga|||||||||||||||||||||||||||Limberwisk|||Victory! La xinga reconquers Limberisk.

First Economic War|||||||||||La Xinga||||||||||||||||Armedking|||Victory! La Xinga and Kyundao get Populistan.
|||||||||||||||||||The united italian catholic states||State of populistan
||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||Romextly||||||||||||||The cult of cthullu
|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||Baddlands?
|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||Kyundao
|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||Nogodia?
|||||||||||||||||||||||||||Harmonic Empire
||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||Kavanos

The Rhodesian war||||La Xinga||||||Greater south africa and rhodesia|||Victory! GSAR destroyed.
||||||||||||||||||||||||||Kyundao
||||||||||||||||||||||||||Kavanos

The eco-war|||||||||La Xinga|||||||||||Sunnytown|||||||||Victory! Government destroyed, center-left government usurpers authority.

The War-On-Terror|||||||La Xinga|||||Limberwisk||||Ongoing! Crackdown on radical Violetism, Mission in West Lillitupia.

War of the||||||||Coalition of Upstream nations||||||Bigtopia||||||||||||||||||||| Victory! Bigtopia surrenders, colonization of Galliennes.
Bankong River||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||Galliennes||||||||||||||||||

Brasilistan War|||||||||||||La Xinga|||||||||Brasilistan|||||||||||Victory! Coup in Brasilistan.

Second Economic War|||||||||||La Xinga|||||||Armedking||||||Ongoing! La xingan forces march into Populistan.
||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||Kyundao
||||||||||||||||||The greater imperial state of japan

Inspired from: Arenac storm tracking service (ArenaC), hopefully we can work together to warn people about hurricanes!

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HURRICANE JOHN:

On August 1st,warm waters were reported in the south osprey sea. On August 2nd,warm and moist air were reported,with a slight drizzle. Forecasts predicted a category 1 hurricane and told people not to worry. When it became a storm and later a hurricane, it already destroyed Meloco Island in the south osprey sea. Becoming a category 2 hurricane, it swept into the Renderearea Archipelago ,and well,you can probably already guess how that turned out to be. By August 6,the cracks began to show. The hurricane now made landfall as a category 3 hurricane in an unprepared land. The first deaths began to happen. Panic was widespread, and this hurricane had a unusual amount of lightning strikes. Throughout the hurricane, 13 people were killed by lightning (more than other factors put together). 22 people died: 13 from lightning and 9 from other factors. After striking land, it went back into the water as a tropical storm and soon a depression on August 11. There it disappeared from the face of the earth and went to [REDACTED BY CONCERNED PARENTS.]

🚨IT'S HURRICANE SEASON!🚨

Category 4 or 5 hurricane: EVACUATE!

Category 3, or 2, or 1: Stay inside, in case of flooding, GO UPSTAIRS, but stay safe, and if there is a notice before hand, put sandbags. If there is no flooding, you should still board up windows.

WARNINGS: Hurricane Sarah down.

"I SPEND HARD WORK AND TOIL WORKING ON DISPATCHES FOR HOURS AND TRYING TO KEEP THEM UP TO DATE AND EVERYONE READS THEM AND DOES NOT APPROVE OF THESE THINGS!WHY YOU NO APPROVE?!?!?!?!APPROVE OF THE LITTLE THINGS ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!