The Kliencic Republic of Kurdipam is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Solein Adreas with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, infamous sell-swords, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 2.225 billion Kurdipamians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kurdipol. The average income tax rate is 80.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kurdipamian economy, worth 234 trillion Korzens a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 105,393 Korzens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Counselors diagnose their clients with motherboard complexes, flash floods that dams could have controlled regularly ravage small towns in mountain valleys, a new guerrilla marketing campaign for tap water involves government agents spraying random citizens with hose water, and not even good behaviour will get transgender inmates any special perks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kurdipam's national animal is the Goat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Islam.

Kurdipam is ranked 18,414^th in the world and 34^th in The Kodiak Republic for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 1,240.15 on the Clooney Contribution Index.