The Socialist states of Gator country is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Crocky with an iron fist, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, digital currency, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, cynical population of 3.925 billion Gatorians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of mississippiensis. The average income tax rate is 78.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Gator countryian economy, worth 483 trillion Gator bills a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 123,126 Gator bills, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Research grant proposals read like political diatribes, signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles, a sudden shout of "surprise!" does not herald a party for teachers, and a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gator country's national animal is the Gator, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Followers of Sobek.

Gator country is ranked 13,344^th in the world and 30^th in The Kodiak Republic for Nicest Citizens, with 28.11 average smiles per day.