The Socialist Republic of Krusavich is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Mighiale Gearsen with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 13.258 billion Krusavas are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mensean. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Krusavain economy, worth a remarkable 6,034 trillion malchens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 455,187 malchens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits, pet loving officers arrest citizens who don't give their dogs enough biscuits, economic output is rising as the chronically depressed are persuaded not to burden society, and visiting dignitaries make excuses to leave functions early and head to the nearest pub. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Krusavich's national animal is the ratel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Krusavich is ranked 138,885^th in the world and 99^th in Forest for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 1,102.36 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.