The Socialist Republic of Krusavich is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Mighiale Gearsen with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, compulsory military service, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 14.784 billion Krusavas are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mensean. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Krusavain economy, worth a remarkable 7,047 trillion malchens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 476,691 malchens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts, there's a bright dawn ahead for Krusavich, agriculture is heavily subsidized by the government, and libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Krusavich's national animal is the ratel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Krusavich is ranked 329,058^th in the world and 313^th in Forest for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 24.58 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.