The Socialist Republic of Krusavich is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Mighiale Gearsen with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, soft-spoken computers, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 6.408 billion Krusavas are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mensean. The average income tax rate is 99.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Krusavain economy, worth a remarkable 2,188 trillion malchens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 341,484 malchens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners, concert halls sport signs proclaiming "No Shorts, Sandals or Swastikas", signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars, and Dogman-branded weapons are all the rage in the militaristic comic-book community. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Krusavich's national animal is the ratel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Krusavich is ranked 3,901^st in the world and 78^th in Forest for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 2,125.19 Tourists Per Hour.