The Independent Republic of Kraujinga is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Tove Nordholm with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, compulsory vegetarianism, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cheerful population of 14.369 billion Nordboers enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Åre. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Kraujingan economy, worth a remarkable 2,626 trillion coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 182,807 coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall, nuclear physics is the most popular course at university, political visitors are forced to stop ten paces from Tove Nordholm's throne, and residents of newly dried out bays live in fear of leaky dikes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kraujinga's national animal is the Raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Equanimity Equality Environment.

Kraujinga is ranked 24,681^st in the world and 8^th in Scandinavia for Most Patriotic, with 42.7 flags saluted per person per day.