The Mostly Insignificant Nation of Ioavollr is a gargantuan, genial nation, renowned for its daily referendums, national health service, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, cheerful population of 40.029 billion Citizens enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Welfare. The income tax rate is 100%.

The large but stagnant Ioavollrian economy, worth 699 trillion ISSP Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is 17,485 ISSP Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation, every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead, they unpaved paradise and tore up a parking lot (ooh, bop bop bop), and there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ioavollr's national animal is the Kodiak, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ioavollr is ranked 433^rd in the world and 1^st in Scandinavia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 207.67 law-abiding acts per hour.