Population | 13.661 billion |
Capital | Kenny City |
Leader | Chief Kenny |
Currency | Dollar |
Animal | Eagle |
The Republic of Kenny Country is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Chief Kenny with a fair hand, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, infamous sell-swords, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 13.661 billion Kenny Countryians are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.
The relatively small, outspoken government prioritizes Law & Order, although Administration, Education, and Defense are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kenny City. The average income tax rate is 31.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Kenny Countryian economy, worth a remarkable 4,455 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 326,112 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.
Plain-clothes police officers follow Dàguó tourists everywhere they go, army pay is to kill and die for, cheese has become the new icon of political dissent, and tourists are duped into trimming hedges for the horsy-set. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kenny Country's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Kenny Country is ranked 182nd in the world and 1st in Conch Kingdom for Safest, scoring 211.64 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Kenny Country's influence in Conch Kingdom rose from "Zero" to "Shoeshiner".
- : Kenny Country relocated from Balder to Conch Kingdom.
- : Kenny Country was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments, Highest Disposable Incomes, Most Developed, Highest Poor Incomes, and Highest Average Incomes.
- : Kenny Country's influence in Balder rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Kenny Country was refounded in Balder.
- : Kenny Country ceased to exist in Conch Kingdom.
- : Kenny Country was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Governments and the Top 5% for Nicest Citizens.
- : Kenny Country was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
- : Kenny Country was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
- : Kenny Country was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.