The Republic of Kenny Country is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Chief Kenny with a fair hand, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, ubiquitous missile silos, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 13.594 billion Kenny Countryians are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The relatively small, outspoken government prioritizes Law & Order, although Administration, Education, and Defense are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kenny City. The average income tax rate is 31.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kenny Countryian economy, worth a remarkable 4,433 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 326,112 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Plain-clothes police officers follow Dàguó tourists everywhere they go, army pay is to kill and die for, cheese has become the new icon of political dissent, and tourists are duped into trimming hedges for the horsy-set. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kenny Country's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kenny Country is ranked 532^nd in the world and 2^nd in Conch Kingdom for Lowest Crime Rates, with 194.8 law-abiding acts per hour.