The Republic of Keiki Haniyasushin is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, strictly enforced bedtime, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 10.243 billion Keiki Haniyasushinians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.7%.

The strong Keiki Haniyasushinian economy, worth 444 trillion ewefwefwefs a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 43,406 ewefwefwefs, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 267,394 per year while the poor average 3,066, a ratio of 87.2 to 1.

The country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, and military parades quietly tiptoe their way through the streets. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Keiki Haniyasushin's national animal is the wefwefwef, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Keiki Haniyasushin is ranked 179,889^th in the world and 8,233^rd in Lazarus for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 969.98 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.