The Respublikasi Turkiston of Kavkazian is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Shavkat Mirziyoyev with an even hand, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 2.829 billion Turkestans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Astana. The average income tax rate is 61.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Turkestans economy, worth 364 trillion Manats a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 128,687 Manats, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Using "inspect element" is grounds for espionage charges, orientation videos remind rookie female politicians that slaps on the bottom are perfectly acceptable forms of communication, hordes of faceless civil servants are running cities, and soldiers on first dates introduce themselves only by their ranks and serial numbers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kavkazian's national animal is the Khuma, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Islam Sunni.

Kavkazian is ranked 66,951^st in the world and 54^th in Greater Middle East for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 49,544.72 Standard Monetary Units.