The Federation of Karimun Jawa is a colossal, genial nation, notable for its compulsory military service and suspicion of poets. The democratic population of 8.383 billion Karimun Jawans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Giovanni. The average income tax rate is 12.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Karimun Jawan economy, worth 261 trillion Karimunese Petas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 31,202 Karimunese Petas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles, Karimun Jawa has designated Giovanni as its capital city, military parades quietly tiptoe their way through the streets, and it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Karimun Jawa's national animal is the Komodo Dragon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Karimun Jawa is ranked 211,764^th in the world and 324^th in The League for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 27,239.43 Standard Monetary Units.