The Second Federal Republic of Kaliuvat is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Supreme Chancellor Darth Ivanov with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, compulsory military service, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.721 billion Kaliuvatians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Anduril. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Kaliuvatian economy, worth a remarkable 2,042 trillion Gelds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 303,950 Gelds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Community organizers have given up going door to door because nobody is home, religious leaders order congregants to love any neighbour who is just like themselves, city budgets are spent entirely on supporting the town royalty, and midnight pizza breaks are common among the work-from-home population. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kaliuvat's national animal is the Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Church of Kaliuvat.

Kaliuvat is ranked 1,291^st in the world and 40^th in the Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 161.51 law-abiding acts per hour.