The Muslim-Christian Unity State of Jorsania is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Osama Eazim with a fair hand, and notable for its public floggings, keen interest in outer space, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.441 billion Jorsanians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Abuja. The average income tax rate is 9.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Jorsanian economy, worth 193 trillion Jors a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 134,298 Jors, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary, the government loves seeing the little people fight, turning eighteen is often referred to as the 'Age of Aquarius', and stale 'yo mamma' insults have been replaced by 'your maternal DNA' insults. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. Jorsania's national animal is the Tiger shark, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Muslim-Christism.

Jorsania is ranked 269,580^th in the world and 110^th in Authotaria for Nicest Citizens, with 0.66 average smiles per day.