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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 708thMost Influential: 5,783rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,866th
The Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
The History Of One Doesn't Mean They Are The Same.
Alexander Krisnov
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population925 million

LeaderAlexander Krisnov

CurrencyMoailandian Dollar
AnimalMoko Uru Uru Kau

The Republic of Moailandia is a huge, safe nation, ruled by Alexander Krisnov with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, ubiquitous missile silos, and infamous sell-swords. The compassionate, hard-working population of 925 million Moailandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moaxia. The average income tax rate is 69.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Moailandian economy, worth 103 trillion Moailandian Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 111,420 Moailandian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience, politicians always seem to take two steps forward then three steps back, the best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop, and prisoners can't do number twos without their "toilet buddy" present. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Moailandia's national animal is the Moko Uru Uru Kau, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Moailandia is ranked 86,705th in the world and 3,002nd in The North Pacific for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 176,635 Standard Monetary Units.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 708thTop
Most Influential: 5,783rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,866thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,023rdMost Inclusive: 12,318thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 14,900thMost Developed: 15,058thTop
Highest Food Quality: 15,516thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18,423rdHealthiest Citizens: 18,855thMost Cultured: 19,346thMost Patriotic: 19,512thLongest Average Lifespans: 20,782ndMost Efficient Economies: 21,203rdMost Subsidized Industry: 21,334thSmartest Citizens: 22,157thMost Secular: 22,711thMost Compassionate Citizens: 24,110thMost Valuable International Artwork: 24,730thMost Advanced Public Education: 25,798thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 27,778thHighest Poor Incomes: 28,492ndLargest Governments: 28,696thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 30,327thNicest Citizens: 30,526thLowest Crime Rates: 30,560th
Largest Information Technology Sector: 470th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 474th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 525th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 549th in the regionMost Patriotic: 645th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 650th in the regionTop
Most Inclusive: 703rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 778th in the regionMost Developed: 810th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 850th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 885th in the regionMost Cultured: 955th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 964th in the regionMost Secular: 996th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1,095th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1,097th in the regionMost Influential: 1,103rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1,136th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,199th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,199th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,203rd in the regionLargest Governments: 1,215th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,216th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,223rd in the regionMost Average: 1,255th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1,256th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1,272nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1,289th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,303rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Moailandia lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Moailandia, prisoners can't do number twos without their "toilet buddy" present.
  • : Following new legislation in Moailandia, the best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop.
  • : Following new legislation in Moailandia, politicians always seem to take two steps forward then three steps back.
  • : Following new legislation in Moailandia, funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience.
  • : Moailandia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "On the Warzones".
  • : Following new legislation in Moailandia, fighter pilots crash out of the air after failing to understand their foreign instruction manuals.
  • : Moailandia lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Moailandia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Aquatic Cleaning Act".
  • : Moailandia lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 232 » Fruition, Filibustra, Ethnon, Bardopia, Davidianian, Holy Axolotl, Yaorozu, Nordic-British Union, Amdupe, Laforeia, Western Vapia, Hulldom, Aenglaland, Bankowiata, Lennie Briscoe, Shibutani, Horrorlandian State, Arucaria, Mataramsunda, United free lands, Gothgraff and Lilium, Aztecas, Corfad, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Kwaj, Homo Sapiens Deuss, Radicaster, The Great States of Mexico, Varisland, Siwale, Free usa, Aguaria Major, Darkanistan, Koda-Land, Bagojo, East Plate, Walter Jackson, New Xyroxes, Pallaith, Chukstik Illahi, Detrivania, Wolffoxia, Q w e r t y, Unsophisticate, Tachycardia, Mondstadtes Kaisereich, Pichu23, Dicko, Frances Francis the First of France, Freedom and Democratic Socialist, and 182 others.Pazair, Cult of Silence, Dem Republic of Romania, Panama Coalition, The Rhein States, Misdainana, Necromonia, Omnistria, Eggplant Island, Juvity, Notyoutopia, Lionsroar, Aerilia, Loutsland, Soviet Terran, Great Bights Mum, Gort-8, PotatoFarmers, Gridland Empire, French Bananastan, The Pyros, Pasargad, Oannia, Noradise, Karazan, Azzarel, Heilhum Imperius, PlanetMercury, Wilkshire, Old Emporia, The Bureaucratic Territories, The Confederation of Earth, Desenzano del Garda, Ishtimbine, Former English Colony, Regallio, Brezimen, Russila, 5 kingdoms of Britannia, Kastonvia, Pinguioris, Amderlask, Starway, Phoronu, The Sinclarian Provinces, SteelFists, Dacian Freelands, Isle Ideal, Dreadton, Tamarvand, United Stratford, Ereena, Vlenkenov, Yukti, Meadowfields, Gran Amerigo, Sea Star Islands, Solmetria, The Austro Germanic Union, Mitropola, Free Culture, Monke City, Kranostav, Neve, TamilPesum, Crystal Creation, Frokolia, Idotistanistan, Kandorith, Sunto, Norvoz, Naritang, Libertario do s, Alice Gardens, Magecastle Embassy Building A5, Sil Dorsett, Cinnibar, David Davidson, Lemonbiscuits, Transitional Global Authority, Greater Portugaliza, Pyos Ter, Antipodea and Allies, Pleroma Sans Romans, Communist Beijing Must be China, The Erie Doctrine, South Baba, Barbama, Cocolt, Vexilia, Greater Siberian Realm, Federation of Vanguard, Better than this Hellhole, Husseberg, Wadua, Tolandolia, Anti-void, Hiyzis, Choi Hanji, Ellbonnia, No729, Danjuka, New Lakemba, Consumeistan, Nouvel Empire, Coalition of Gedran, Quincy, Namwenia, Aurasreich, Wooloo Unitedstrtes, Xarikistan, Liberate World Order, Calcucia, SOSKASKID, Seanat, The Unicrons, Serketa, Austro-Bavarian States, Individualist Catopia, Socialist People of Redondo Mundo, Wineclaw, Republica Guilleana, Unshleepd, Mitaboland, Zazumo, Super Cool Liechtenstein, Peskax, Melbournians, Harjad, United States of Americanas, Bongo Mountain, Halleffle, Homosexual Shrooms, Oceanica Empire, Spifftopiania, Escotia, TF2 Bread, Westerium, New Grine Ordinliis, Technocratic-european Countries, Attempted Socialism, Greater Velana, Narlioni, Lemsrow, A Salmon Named Harold, Hopenadya, Zanderlock, Ozeanreisende, Tievia, Jeltronian WA Mission, Eternal Dominion, DNOH, Coffee Drinker, Kosova, Arxa, The Serdey Islands, Parpyduckland, Aavos, The Bikini Bottom Republic, Lian Li LGA 1700 Bracket Kit for Galahad, Yokciq Empire, Xiang Dynasty, Gojira, Kappacon, The Eurasian Reclamation Collective, Vieinia, New Visdenburg, Agrandir, Nationeer, Atrito, Kelvaros Prime, Arostica, Neptunian Military Administration, New-UCRS, Vennecia, Sou Avida, Card Kingdom, United States of Dictators, Constantinolia, Doichtland, Daijaqnida, and Tape.