The Empire of J o Jian Defense Squad A4 is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and compulsory military service. The hard-working, cynical population of 7.637 billion J o Jian Defense Squad A4ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.7%.

The strong J o Jian Defense Squad A4ian economy, worth 467 trillion Sauces a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 61,188 Sauces, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

The alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, military spending recently hit a new high, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, and pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. J o Jian Defense Squad A4's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

J o Jian Defense Squad A4 is ranked 198,275^th in the world and 27^th in J o Jian Military Network for Lowest Crime Rates, with 56.84 law-abiding acts per hour.