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J o Jian Military Network RMB

WA Delegate: None.

Founder: The Dominion of Network Admin

Last WA Update:

Board Activity History Admin Rank

Most Nations: 350th
World Factbook Entry

Welcome to the J o Jian Military Network!

This region serves as the personal puppet storage and military headquarters for J o J. Following 10/16/19, all puppets and conquered regions are operated and maintained from this command center. Embassies shall only be established with J o J and all territories conquered/owned by J o J.

In the embassy section below, you can behold all the regions which have been captured by J o J.

"All in a Day's Work!"
Total regions captured to date: 175 (165 currently controlled)
Troublemakers and Evil-doers ejected: 42
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NOTICE: As declared here, regional holdings of J o J belong to J o J as of 5/20/20.

Embassies: J o J, Komintern, Ceskian 1st Reich, Ceskian 3rd Reich, Appalachia, The Aurora Borderlands, Free States of America, Socialist States of America, Alliance of Communist Republics, The immense region of Fuf Juj, The Followers of The Great Steve, OwO, Ceskian Federation, KGE Communism, Asian Union, The Communist Utopian League, and 150 others.The United Study Group, United Nationalist Navy, FreeCommunism, Jacksons Lighthouse, New Femdom Empire, Candy, The United Kingdom of Breutchesland, Nicobar Islands, Benelux, Anti Comintern, Umbara, The Socialist Anarchist Society, Straight White Male Alliance, The United Fascist League, The Straight White Male Alliance, Raxus Triari, Ass, Communist Alliance, Gay Union, The Peoples Army, Nazi Alliance, Nazi Dictatorships, The Second Entente, Reichskommissariat, Mission Crabs, The Eternal Sauce Republic, The Adriatic Alliance, The Empire of Greater Austria, The Greater Women Empire, Femdom Empire of Jadny, Invicta Unione, The Constitution of the SSS, Union of Strasserite States, Confederation of Honest Democrats, Cofedewaytion Of Cowwupt Dictaytows, Terralia, FemWorld, Al Riyadh, Kataen, Free Army Patriots League, Fortnite, UCR Puppet Storage, Goddess Elena Temnikovas Empire, Asexual, Unity Pakt, Coronavirus, The Bastion of Slavery, Adolf HitIer Appreciation Association, Soviet Socialists, Der Deutsche Kaiserreich, Workers United Front, Greater German Imperial Confederation, Neofascist Movement, Femdom Army of The Greater Women Empire, Stalinist Russia, Deruuu Alliance, United Assembly of Fascist Workers, Psomewhere, World Health Organization, UwU, The Glorious Eternal Reich, World Union of National Socialists, Black Lives Matter, Gay Pride Month, Brothers Community, The Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone, CHAZ, Capitol Hill Occupied Protest, Capitol Hill Organized Protest, CHOP, Golden Reich, Liberators, Premierity, United Federation of Dictatorships, Freedom is Overrated, The Confederation of the Furs, Strasserism, The Balestrian Church, The Dark Sisterhood, Goddess, Spanish State, Femmetopia, Matriarch Peninsula, The Old Zealand Founding Fathers, Radical Feminism, All Male Italian Empire, CSSR, United Transgender Womens Region, Womania Queendom, Dem Boiz, Libertarian Socialist Union, The Greater Austrian Reich, Female Led Empire, The Royal Alliance III, Shivering Flame, United Feminist Imperium, Cooch Kingdom, Meta Beta, Afghan Plains, Calculus, Womenempire, World Safe Haven, Terraria, CELAC, The Realm of Antifeminism, The USSF, United Soviet Socialist Fleet, International Communist Alliance, Bunicken Raxulan Reich, The Anti Raiders Alliance, Anti Moderator Alliance, Spy, GroBdeutschland Reich America, Occupied Eastern Europe, The Foundationalist Party, Microsoft, Stuff, The European Imperium, Olympic Games, Netflix, Underground Society, Neues Deutschland, The NationStates Senate, Nomad Gas Station, Antaras, The Dogetopian Network, Dream Land, The Dominion of Canada, Comunidad latinoamericana, The Gaza Strip, Sierra Nevada, Reichskommissariat Kaukasus, Reichskommissariat Urals, Reichskommissariat Turkestan, The Reichskommissariat Ostland, Feminist Alliance, White Lives Matter, All Lives Matter, Anti J o J Coalition, Mid Atlantic Quarantine, Greater East Asian Co Prosperity Sphere, JusticeForJohnnyDepp, Justice For Johnny Depp, The Gaztin Pact, N word Pact, Fascist Federation, Environmentalist Union, The Obsidian Order, Regional Treaty Alliance, and The Feminist Alliance.

Tags: Large, Password, and Puppet Storage.

J o Jian Military Network contains 54 nations, the 350th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Safest in J o Jian Military Network

World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.

As a region, J o Jian Military Network is ranked 13,153rd in the world for Safest.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Empire of JoJAA24Moralistic Democracy“According to ANTIFA, I am a Nazi.”
2.The Empire of JoJAA40Moralistic Democracy“Unity through Nationality.”
3.The Empire of JoJAA8Iron Fist Consumerists“HEHEHEHJIEHEHEHEZZ”
4.The Empire of JoJAA31Iron Fist Consumerists“Ottom”
5.The Empire of JoJAA5Iron Fist Consumerists“Yes Xoriet, this is one of J o J's card puppets”
6.The Empire of JoJAA22Iron Fist Consumerists“Discarded pennies litter the streets of (NATION).”
7.The Empire of JoJAA14Corrupt Dictatorship“This enraged Adolf's father, who punished him severely.”
8.The Empire of JoJAA18Inoffensive Centrist Democracy“This lead to more economic downturn.”
9.The Republic of Armenican IslandsDemocratic Socialists“Mission Accomplished.”
10.The Empire of JoJAA9Moralistic Democracy“Trolled”

Regional Happenings


J o Jian Military Network Regional Message Board

Female Led Empire has been taken by friendly forces of Northern Mount Celestia after we forwarded the intelligence to them. Embassies shall be established with this regional holding due to the nature of its capture.

I have captured a hand full of regions to protect them from enemy forces, but I am currently camping and only have access to my phone so I will update WFEs, establish embassies, etc, when I get home.

The remaining regions of the now resting in peace Ceskian Armed Forces Logistics Network that I protected a few days ago have had their WFEs updated and embassies established.

Please take a moment of silence to reflect on the victims of the terrorist attack 19 years ago on 9/11/01. The innocent lives lost and upended, the selfless first responders, and especially the brave men and women who fought for justice in the aftermath across the world, some paying the ultimate sacrifice. To all Americans, please remember that despite the current political climate and the varying differences we all have, we share that common identity with one another, we are Americans, and we should all set those differences aside on this day to pay respects to those who sacrificed and lost so much on that day.

Puppets are being assembled. See you on the 26th. The one man nuclear army will prevail once more.

The first additions to the relatively small group of real estate/real locations in almost a year have been acquired!

The Dominion of Canada, The Gaza Strip, and Sierra Nevada have been appropriated from the collapsed regional ally IMPERIAL EARTH. They will be kept in good hands, old friend.

The Coalition has been Thwarted! Armistice Declared!

On 10/16/20, a peace agreement was finalized with the Anti J o J Coalition, ending a 2 month "war". The agreement entails an armistice and end to hostilities in which both parties maintain what they refounded, and both go about their own business. The empire has gained a handful of significant regions which will be kept indefinitely, while a handful of regions which have no meaning to J o J are currently in the process of being released. Not a single region belonging to J o J was lost to enemy forces, who only targeted regions which had distant links to the state.

Through diplomatic pressure, the Raxulan Empire was forced to withdraw from the coalition when J o J revealed to the New Reich of Bunicken, the region which the Raxulan Empire is an autonomous state of, that the empire was working with communist regions, despite both of these regions being anti-communist. An agreement was arranged in which captured Raxulan regions, which mean nothing to J o J, were to be returned to them and relations were to be improved with both the New Reich of Bunicken and the Raxulan Empire in exchange for their withdrawal from the coalition. However, this original treaty was disavowed by J o J after the Raxulans failed to meet their responsibilities of the agreement which entailed the destruction of all anti-J o J material and a withdrawal from the alliance. The New Reich of Bunicken then exercised their control over the Raxulans once more and forced them to comply with these demands, ending the war for this coalition member. Their regions will be handed over to them in due time, at which point the state will no longer be responsible for their upkeep in any way.

Following the diplomatic removal of the Raxulan Empire, The Anti Fascism Alliances and The Wooloo Pact invaded and captured United States of Femdom, a long standing target of J o J. J o J congratulated them on this raid, despite their diplomatic circumstance, at which point The Anti Fascism Alliances offered an armistice to the war. Negotiations continued in telegrams and on The Anti Fascism Alliances RMB after the coalition failed to refound the United States of Femdom, losing it to the NPO. The treaty originally called for J o J to return all captured territory, but this was removed as J o J had no reason or obligation to do so, seeing as though they were in an advantageous position since they had last none of their own territory. In this treaty, Anti J o J Coalition and Anti J o jian Military Network were to be thereby disbanded. J o J was made aware of the CTE of Anti J o J Coalition, which was then refounded to prevent further enemies from appropriating for the use of another military coalition, but was not aware of the same situation with Anti J o jian Military Network. Anti J o J Coalition will remain as a permanent territory of the empire along with the designated priority regions captured during the conflict.

A few further useless regions will be voluntarily returned to their past owners, not because of any treaty obligation, as they mean nothing to J o J, such as The Vincence Kingdom.

This document hereby confirms the successful termination of hostilities with the Anti-J o J Coalition, and the subsequent dissolution of said coalition. This "war" has hereby ended with no declared winner.


Regions captured during this war that are scheduled to be voluntarily returned, or already have been, will be listed here. Regions will be turned over to the proper authorities from the designated regions when J o J has the adequate opportunity to do so.

- The Vincence Kingdom returned to Bluecrown Keep
- Duae returned to Raxulan Empire
- The Center Party of Yellow Empire returned to Raxulan Empire
- The Left Wing Party of Yellow Empire returned to Raxulan Empire
- New Mordkan Republic returned to Raxulan Empire
- The Realm of Antifeminism returned to New Reich of Bunicken
- The United Peoples of the Equal World returned to New Reich of Bunicken

All in a Day's Work!

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NOTICE: The following regions, as listed in the dispatch above, will be voluntarily given to other regions because I do not want them, and have no desire to keep them:

The Left Wing Party of Yellow Empire
The Center Party of Yellow Empire
New Mordkan Republic
The United Peoples of the Equal World
The Realm of Antifeminism
The Vincence Kingdom

Expect to see the embassies with these 7 regions disappear, however, it will not be through loss via negligence or enemy conquest. That number will remain at one single region; Feminist.

Out of the above 7, 3 have been returned. (The Vincence Kingdom, The Realm of Antifeminism, and The United Peoples of the Equal World)

The Raxulan Empire has yet to deploy their puppets to their respective regions.

J o J, J o J, and J o Jian Military Network no longer have any responsibility whatsoever for these regions, and are not military losses. The regions were voluntarily distributed to other regions due to their uselessness to J o J.

Update: 10/24/20 - The 4 regions belonging to the Raxulan empire have been returned as well. J o J is no longer responsible for these 7 regions in any way.

Just a reminder, I WILL take back the only region that I have lost due to negligence someday, Feminist.

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