The Empire of J o Jian Capture Squad J8 is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, cynical population of 8.18 billion J o Jian Capture Squad J8ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.1%.

The strong J o Jian Capture Squad J8ian economy, worth 510 trillion Sauces a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 62,374 Sauces, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, and military parades quietly tiptoe their way through the streets. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. J o Jian Capture Squad J8's national animal is the Eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

J o Jian Capture Squad J8 is ranked 174,068^th in the world and 1^st in The Confederation of the Furs for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 1,012.26 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.