The Empire of J o Jian Capture Squad E4 is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and compulsory military service. The hard-working, cynical population of 9.094 billion J o Jian Capture Squad E4ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.4%.

The strong J o Jian Capture Squad E4ian economy, worth 634 trillion Sauces a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 69,775 Sauces, with the richest citizens earning 6.7 times as much as the poorest.

All major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, military spending recently hit a new high, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, and private businesses are paving paradises to put up parking lots. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. J o Jian Capture Squad E4's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

J o Jian Capture Squad E4 is ranked 213,417^th in the world and 1^st in Union of Strasserite States for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 799.19 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.