The Empire of J o Jian Capture Squad A9 is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape and compulsory military service. The hard-working, cynical population of 9.66 billion J o Jian Capture Squad A9ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 19.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The J o Jian Capture Squad A9ian economy, worth 499 trillion Sauces a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Pizza Delivery, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 51,673 Sauces, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

The tenet of free speech is held dear, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, and scavengers with burlap sacks and shovels skulk around graveyards. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. J o Jian Capture Squad A9's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

J o Jian Capture Squad A9 is ranked 162,677^th in the world and 1^st in Jacksons Lighthouse for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 1,112.74 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.