The Protectorate of Intergalactic Super Pandas is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Rev Silverspine with an even hand, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, humorless population of 16.506 billion Intergalactic Super Pandarians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Silver City. The average income tax rate is 87.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Intergalactic Super Pandarian economy, worth a remarkable 2,233 trillion Shinies a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 135,331 Shinies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Childhood friends of Rev Silverspine are living it large abroad at the taxpayers' expense, disadvantaged neighbourhoods have become no-go areas after sundown, printing out government documents requires the approval of at least three admins, and devotion to God is only skin-deep. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Intergalactic Super Pandas's national animal is the red panda, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Intergalactic Super Pandas is ranked 287,352^nd in the world and 11,030^th in Balder for Most Primitive, scoring -504.29 on the Scary Big Number Scale.