The Most Primitive in Balder
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
As a region, Balder is ranked 23,420th in the world for Most Primitive.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Holy Yellow CAM of Nadir Dystopia | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Gloom Over Dominated” | |
| 2. |  The Psychotic State of The Gamma Monster | Psychotic Dictatorship | “💩” | |
| 3. |  The Kingdom of Cothidal | Psychotic Dictatorship | “A nation without God is a body without a heart” | |
| 4. | The Explosion of The Phat Lump | Psychotic Dictatorship | “The Phat Lump is Phat!” | |
| 5. | The Senate and People of Orrovia | Moralistic Democracy | “Triumphatrīx sit Maris Rēgīna” | |
| 6. |  The Empire of -Death and Destruction- | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Death and Destruction” | |
| 7. |  The Republic of Political-Apathy | Right-wing Utopia | “Whatever” | |
| 8. |  The Republic of Greenowia | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Back to nature” | |
| 9. | The Empire of Horrenth | Psychotic Dictatorship | “No” | |
| 10. |  The Cavemen of 0OGA | Authoritarian Democracy | “Ooga ooga. Oooga ooga” |
