The United States of Inferior is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its teetotalling pirates, prohibition of alcohol, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 391 million Inferiorians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Inferior Springs. The average income tax rate is 17.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Inferiorian economy, worth 30.1 trillion Iroes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 77,005 Iroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A few people seem to spend their whole time complaining, ships no longer sail as no one wants to encounter Inferiorian pirates, homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways, and shelters struggle to keep up with the endless intake of stray animals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Inferior's national animal is the Canada Goose, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Inferior is ranked 166,240^th in the world and 4,064^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 346.63 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.