The Protectorate of Hyper Equestria is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Vapor Wings with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, frequent executions, and smutty television. The hard-working population of 14.148 billion Hyper Equestrians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wellington. The average income tax rate is 37.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Hyper Equestrian economy, worth a remarkable 1,601 trillion Bits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 113,220 Bits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Treason is relative, buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel, exports are stamped with "made by the invisible hand you commies", and enemy agents are generally eliminated with extreme prejudice. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hyper Equestria's national animal is the Kiwi Pony thing that looks like a potato, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Protestant Harmonism.

Hyper Equestria is ranked 59,698^th in the world and 132^nd in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Lowest Crime Rates, with 71.85 law-abiding acts per hour.