The Republic of Holy Aghter Unihking is a massive, safe nation, ruled by President with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 4.094 billion Unihkingians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fort Kentca. The average income tax rate is 76.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Unihkingian economy, worth 803 trillion Florins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 196,141 Florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

President can often be found attempting to coax random citizens' cats down from trees, proper policy proposals prerequire professional peer-reviewed papers, fiscal policy hawks decry the sizable "panem et circenses" fund added to the public budget, and expensive lawyers are hired to defend citizens in court for public urination charges against their pets. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Holy Aghter Unihking's national animal is the Cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Holy Aghter Unihking is ranked 167,440^th in the world and 2,544^th in the Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 313.44 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.