The Republic of Guinea Pig Horde 3 is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its parental licensing program, avowedly heterosexual populace, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, devout population of 6.979 billion Guinea Pig Horde 3ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 52.7%.

The all-consuming Guinea Pig Horde 3ian economy, worth 566 trillion pesos a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Automobile Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 81,232 pesos, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 235,256 per year while the poor average 22,227, a ratio of 10.6 to 1.

Oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds, all telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons', delivery truck companies use hospital parking lots to store 16-wheelers, and unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guinea Pig Horde 3's national animal is the kangaroo, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Guinea Pig Horde 3 is ranked 234,747^th in the world and 8,136^th in Osiris for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 47.56 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.