The Diplomatic puppet of Gryphonian Alliance Deux is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Delph Zendire with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ubiquitous missile silos, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-working, humorless, devout population of 13.188 billion Gryphonian Alliance Deuxians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Plasmadius Deux. The average income tax rate is 47.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Gryphonian Alliance Deuxian economy, worth a remarkable 1,177 trillion Oni-criuses a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is 89,315 Oni-criuses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Classes are regularly interrupted by drunken children, councils up and down the country wrangle over legal matters, sending sick politicians "Get Well Soon" cards is considered bribery, and colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great Gryphonian Alliance Deuxian Liberator". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Gryphonian Alliance Deux's national animal is the wodsiped, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Sempiternialism.

Gryphonian Alliance Deux is ranked 71,441^st in the world and 4,017^th in Balder for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 107.42 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.