The Empire of Grijo is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Gaius Antonius with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, digital currency, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 11.074 billion Grijoans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Refesa. The average income tax rate is 91.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Grijoan economy, worth a remarkable 1,762 trillion Denários a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 159,165 Denários, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Parking lots are littered with coffee cups and doughnut crumbs, building a phallus out of Minecraft blocks counts as indecent exposure, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations, and citizens volunteer for tax audits to avoid the 80-page Practical Assessment Survey Tool On Religions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Grijo's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Paganismo Greco-Romano.

Grijo is ranked 36,864^th in the world and 36^th in Portugal for Safest, scoring 106.74 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.