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The Great Scientific Polity of
Left-wing Utopia
We Don't Get Mad, We Get Stabby
Influence
Eminence Grise
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
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Greater Cuba

Population30.953 billion

CapitalNueva Havana
LeaderChe Castro

CurrencyRouble
Animaldik dik

The Great Scientific Polity of Greater Cuba is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Che Castro with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, complete lack of prisons, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 30.953 billion Cubans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nueva Havana. The income tax rate is 100%.

The all-consuming Greater Cuban economy, worth a remarkable 8,425 trillion Roubles a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 272,214 Roubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication, the recital of citations that follows any political speech can be longer than the speech itself, arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct, and more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greater Cuba's national animal is the dik dik, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Greater Cuba is ranked 4,509th in the world and 8th in USSR for Least Corrupt Governments, with 95.24 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 5thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9thLargest Welfare Programs: 24thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 40thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 48thLargest Governments: 104thHighest Average Tax Rates: 113thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 169thSafest: 194thMost Advanced Public Education: 198thMost Beautiful Environments: 213thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 235thMost Pacifist: 247thLowest Crime Rates: 331stMost Subsidized Industry: 379thBest Weather: 498thMost Influential: 591stHighest Economic Output: 652ndLongest Average Lifespans: 699thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 804thHighest Poor Incomes: 854thSmartest Citizens: 945thMost Stationary: 1,209thHealthiest Citizens: 1,471stLargest Populations: 1,967thNicest Citizens: 2,015thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,016thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 2,678thMost Cultured: 2,679thMost Inclusive: 2,686thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,708thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,124thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,220thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,509thMost Developed: 7,303rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,809thTop
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Most Secular: 14,769thMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,089thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 19,385thMost Income Equality: 20,098thMost Politically Free: 21,522nd
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Most Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Greater Cuba voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Provisional Rule in Wartime".
  • : Greater Cuba voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Northern Borland".
  • : Greater Cuba voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Reducing Disease Vectors".
  • : Greater Cuba voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Kuriko".
  • : Greater Cuba voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "World Assembly Trade Rights"".
  • : Greater Cuba voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Raionitu".
  • : Greater Cuba voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Ban on Sterilisation of Minors etc"".
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Cuba, more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Cuba, arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Cuba, the recital of citations that follows any political speech can be longer than the speech itself.

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