Population | 38.515 billion |
Capital | Nueva Havana |
Leader | Che Castro |
Currency | Rouble |
Animal | dik dik |
The Great Scientific Polity of Greater Cuba is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Che Castro with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, unlimited-speed roads, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 38.515 billion Cubans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nueva Havana. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Greater Cuban economy, worth an astonishing 10,622 trillion Roubles a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 275,801 Roubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Fair-weather fans talk during plays while die-hard theatre enthusiasts stay at home, turning the other cheek is accompanied by a polite letter of complaint, the government supplies ragtag bands of resistance fighters in exchange for vague promises of future payment, and political speeches that drill deep into bureaucratic fine detail could be said to be a little boring. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greater Cuba's national animal is the dik dik, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Greater Cuba is ranked 293,457th in the world and 38th in USSR for Highest Disposable Incomes, with zero Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Greater Cuba was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Economic Output, Highest Foreign Aid Spending, Most Advanced Public Education, Most Stationary, and Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Greater Cuba voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Eclipsis".
- : Greater Cuba voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Prosecutorial Discretion Act".
- : Greater Cuba voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Declaration Against Slavery and its Violence".
- : Greater Cuba voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Reducing Bycatch".
- : Greater Cuba voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Declaration on Griefing".
- : Greater Cuba voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Pre-Packaged Food Labels".
- : Greater Cuba voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Police Accountability Act".
- : Greater Cuba voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend One Small Island"".
- : Greater Cuba voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Client Money Segregation For Brokers".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 6 » RedCommunist, Slavestate, Mutant wasteland, Rossortsy, Zekarsky, and Red state of redosia.