The Republic of Myndia is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Clark with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 8.461 billion Myndians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yonuja. The average income tax rate is 86.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Myndian economy, worth a remarkable 1,147 trillion Meoijnrs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 135,643 Meoijnrs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The airship business has been driven out of the country by strict regulations and high fines, the question of 'what is Clark's favorite color?' has been given a priority rating of burnt-orange, members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods, and punitive tariffs protect local industry. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Myndia's national animal is the Monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Indus.

Myndia is ranked 14,836^th in the world and 352^nd in the South Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 330.71 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.