Population | 24.001 billion |
Capital | Gothenhagen |
Leader | Ender Willkinson I |
Faith | Naturism |
Currency | Goth Mark |
Animal | Stag |
The Grand Duchy of Gothlandia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Ender Willkinson I with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful population of 24.001 billion Gothlandians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gothenhagen. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Gothlandian economy, worth a remarkable 5,787 trillion Goth Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 241,134 Goth Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Pandemics are over and done with by the time it takes to pass the nation's stringent border security, kids these days know how to throw a proper punch, space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down, and one can wake up in Gothlandia and have breakfast in Bigtopia. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gothlandia's national animal is the Stag, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Naturism.
Gothlandia is ranked 291,733rd in the world and 310th in The Land of Kings and Emperors for Most Primitive, scoring -898.31 on the Scary Big Number Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Gothlandia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Economic Output, Highest Foreign Aid Spending, Most Advanced Public Education, Most Scientifically Advanced, and Most Inclusive.
- : Following new legislation in Gothlandia, one can wake up in Gothlandia and have breakfast in Bigtopia.
- : Gothlandia was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise".
- : Following new legislation in Gothlandia, space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down.
- : Following new legislation in Gothlandia, kids these days know how to throw a proper punch.
- : Following new legislation in Gothlandia, pandemics are over and done with by the time it takes to pass the nation's stringent border security.
- : Gothlandia was reclassified from "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise" to "Democratic Socialists".
- : Gothlandia endorsed The Imperial Triumvirate of The CAts21347 empire.
- : Gothlandia endorsed The Federal Republic of 3 Dimensions.
- : Gothlandia was endorsed by The Federal Republic of 3 Dimensions.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 17 » New Zora, NewMalayan, China Beiyang Goverment, Aserlandia, Hasaeng, The Holy See of Ampur, ErusiaErasia, Denadamelada, Dear Old Uncle Sam, Ophineia, Nulkia, Hekp, Langkasuka, Bombooda, Altazaro, The CAts21347 empire, and 3 Dimensions.