The Sovereign Delegacy Realm of Nulkia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Julio of Nulkia-Von Arcadia-Sova with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.077 billion Nulkians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — prioritizes Education, although Environment, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Felixcity. The average income tax rate is 88.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nulkian economy, worth 635 trillion Nulkian Francs a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Tourism industry. Average income is 78,624 Nulkian Francs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Anything is permissible when wearing latex gloves, signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars, more than one company makes the board game Monopoly, and pharmacists increasingly claim they are morally obligated to take long lunches. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nulkia's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Nulkianism.

Nulkia is ranked 135,062^nd in the world and 169^th in The Land of Kings and Emperors for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 90,741 Standard Monetary Units.