The Incorporated States of Reformed Pers Hidedom is a small, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 45 million Reformed Pers Hidedomians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.2%.

The thriving Reformed Pers Hidedomian economy, worth 3.25 trillion bitcoins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Trout Farming, and Gambling. Average income is 72,331 bitcoins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 256,029 per year while the poor average 14,754, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

The diplomatic corps tends to open negotiations by insulting all the foreigners in the room, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, and a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Reformed Pers Hidedom's national animal is the penguin, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Reformed Pers Hidedom is ranked 101,962^nd in the world and 2,350^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50.5 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.