The Memorable Meerkat of Gio Farm 94 is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its enslaved workforce, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.726 billion Gio Farm 94ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 46.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Gio Farm 94ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,214 trillion cards a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 139,181 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The fishing lobby has stemmed the tide of environmental regulations, what's in your genes matters more than what's in your jeans, they who do not work shall not eat, and immigrants are required to salute the flag five times a day. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gio Farm 94's national animal is the farm, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Gio Farm 94 is ranked 60,296^th in the world and 206^th in Giovanniland for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 3,649.47 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.