The Support Ukraine of Jammlandia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King of Jammlandia with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, pith helmet sales, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed population of 8.593 billion Jamlanders are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Jam Factory. The average income tax rate is 96.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Jammlandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,959 trillion Jamcoins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 228,060 Jamcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Playing an online nation simulation game legally obliges you to buy the creator's latest novel, you need a signed affidavit from a registered psychiatrist to claim that you have crazy low prices, the line of royal succession just experienced a hardware interrupt, and the government maintains a Department of Skulduggery. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jammlandia's national animal is the Jam Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Church of Jam.

Jammlandia is ranked 3,460^th in the world and 92^nd in the South Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 661.43 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.