The SFBA Hyphy Userite Fendascum of Frattastan is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Josef K with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, hatred of cheese, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 35.716 billion Frattastanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Frattburg. The average income tax rate is 96.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Frattastanian economy, worth a remarkable 4,915 trillion francolinos a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 137,618 francolinos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Male politicians lose their jobs for staring too long at their female counterparts, coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops, it is illegal for a parent to tell a child to stop eating their boogers, and the country is rumored to be a Brancalandian puppet state. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Frattastan's national animal is the guerrilla fighter, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Frattastan is ranked 63,461^st in the world and 2^nd in San Francisco Bay Area for Lowest Crime Rates, with 71.12 law-abiding acts per hour.