The Disputed Territories of Heam is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by H-Money with an even hand, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, anti-smoking policies, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 27.391 billion Heamians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Welfare, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Administration are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Heamopolis. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Heamian economy, worth a remarkable 3,649 trillion Heamers a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 133,238 Heamers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
All the playground's a stage for Heamian schoolchildren, the nation's new Mylab space station is notorious for being the loneliest place above the planet, Heam's soft-touch approach to diplomacy has made it known as the 'push-over' of the region, and any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Heam's national animal is the Supertiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Heam is ranked 279,884th in the world and 4th in San Francisco Bay Area for Most Primitive, scoring -337.94 on the Scary Big Number Scale.
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- : Heam was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Stationary, Most Valuable International Artwork, and Highest Foreign Aid Spending and the Top 5% for Most Developed and Most Influential.
- : Following new legislation in Heam, any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property.
- : Following new legislation in Heam, Heam's soft-touch approach to diplomacy has made it known as the 'push-over' of the region.
- : Heam was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Heam, the nation's new Mylab space station is notorious for being the loneliest place above the planet.
- : Following new legislation in Heam, all the playground's a stage for Heamian schoolchildren.
- : Heam was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Heam was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Following new legislation in Heam, pre-takeoff checks last longer than the flights themselves.
- : Following new legislation in Heam, businesses are abandoning the city centre because of the lack of transport connections.
