The Possible Protectorate of For Your Protection is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by The Khan with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 1.101 billion For Your Protectorates are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Scardinograd Police Station. The average income tax rate is 67.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant For Your Protectonian economy, worth 20.9 trillion pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is 19,011 pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Harry Potter books are banned, maintaining economic growth is no laughing matter, For Your Protection recently decided against having a capital city, and The Khan has been self-declared as the Most Supreme Magnificent Overlord of Everything You Ever Saw. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. For Your Protection's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

For Your Protection is ranked 114,662^nd in the world and 38^th in Realm of the Whispering Winds for Nicest Citizens, with 13 average smiles per day.