The Queendom of Flame Princess Phoebe is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.321 billion Flame Princess Phoebeans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 47.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Flame Princess Phoebean economy, worth 17.5 trillion Flames a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Tourism, Automobile Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 7,541 Flames, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prisoners pray grey skies are gonna clear up, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, the nation is completely gun-free, and children can sing 'We Are the Champions' but can't spell it. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Flame Princess Phoebe's national animal is the Flambit.

Flame Princess Phoebe is ranked 314,015^th in the world and 399^th in United Kingdom for Highest Average Incomes, with 7,541.89 Standard Monetary Units.