The Occasional Login of Fauxia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Face of Bob with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 15.696 billion Fauxians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Lonely City. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Fauxian economy, worth a remarkable 3,663 trillion decadent tokens a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 233,377 decadent tokens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Many whiskies taste suspiciously like automobile radiators, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, online terrorists are automatically assigned adverts for cheap balaclavas, and Maxtopian villagers starve by the time Fauxian officials even file the appropriate paperwork needed to help them. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fauxia's national animal is the ghost, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is a crippled religion.

Fauxia is ranked 3,108^th in the world and 101^st in the Rejected Realms for Lowest Crime Rates, with 129.54 law-abiding acts per hour.