The Defenderist Conspirator of Fauxia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by the Agent of Chaos with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 11.826 billion Fauxians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Suburbs. The average income tax rate is 97.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Fauxian economy, worth a remarkable 2,659 trillion asteroids a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 224,877 asteroids, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The police go to great efforts to seize contraband favored by politicians on the police oversight committee, reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians, it's considered providence that the political lexicon contains a syrup of company slogans, and giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why the Agent of Chaos is a silly poophead. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fauxia's national animal is the alien, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Sheis Worship.

Fauxia is ranked 5,409^th in the world and 140^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 14,368.18 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.