The Federation of Experina is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by John Mailk with an even hand, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, anti-smoking policies, and parental licensing program. The devout population of 8.551 billion Experinans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lamdas City. The average income tax rate is 74.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Experinan economy, worth a remarkable 1,029 trillion ExperCoins a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 120,406 ExperCoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

ADHD now stands for Attention Distracted by Hardware Devices, visiting dignitaries often end up cuddling in the hot tub with John Mailk, angst-filled teenagers are rushing off to buy government bonds for some odd reason, and five-year-olds chanting "Little Miss Muffet" are accused of bullying arachnophobes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Experina's national animal is the Turtle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Expanish.

Experina is ranked 25,774^th in the world and 1,747^th in Balder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 85.41 law-abiding acts per hour.