The Almighty Kingdom of Pabtlau is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Pablo Mazón with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.33 billion Pabtlauans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pabtlau City. The average income tax rate is 90.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Pabtlauan economy, worth 483 trillion Pautans a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 145,271 Pautans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Online terrorists are automatically assigned adverts for cheap balaclavas, grandiose stage parents insist superyachts and private cinemas are children's basic needs, in court almost every witness is a hostile witness, and the nation's counterintelligence budget is all up in the air. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pabtlau's national animal is the Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Pabtlau is ranked 11,653^rd in the world and 268^th in the South Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 377.22 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.