The Republic of Equestrian Mizazoic is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its public floggings, compulsory military service, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 784 million Equestrian Mizazoicians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 53.8%.

The thriving Equestrian Mizazoician economy, worth 59.4 trillion horses a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 75,765 horses, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.

Street crime is on the rise as police officers spend most of their time in prisons, sales of pregnancy testing kits are booming, the government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced, and the new Liquor Legitimacy Office is besieged with job applications from people who have experience in "statistical sampling methods". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Equestrian Mizazoic's national animal is the horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Equestrian Mizazoic is ranked 75,408^th in the world and 13^th in The Archipelago States for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 2,844.64 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.